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Product Designer
daniel.osei@email.com · (312) 555-0199 · danosei.design
Summary
Product designer focused on fintech onboarding. Ships measurable flows and partners closely with engineering.
Experience
Senior Product Designer2020–Now
Loop Financial
▪Redesigned onboarding, lifting activation 27% across 1.2M users.
▪Built and maintained a 60-component design system.
Product Designer2017–2020
Brightpay
▪Owned the mobile checkout used by 400k monthly buyers.
Skills
FigmaPrototypingDesign systemsResearchWebflow
Education
BFA, Interaction Design
RISD, 2016
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Add “fraud rules engine” to summary
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Hannah Brooks
Senior Risk Analyst
hannah.brooks@email.com · (415) 555-0148 · linkedin.com/in/hannahbrooks
Summary
Risk analyst with 7 years in fraud and payments. Builds rules engines that cut losses without slowing good customers down.
Experience
Senior Risk Analyst2021–Now
Northwind Payments
▪Cut fraud losses 32% with a rules engine reviewing 4k claims/day.
▪Led a 4-person model review cutting false declines 18%.
Risk Analyst2018–2021
Meridian Bank
▪Automated exposure reporting, saving 9 analyst-hours/week.
Skills
SQLPythonLookerFraud modelingA/B testing
Education
B.S. Computer Science
Georgia Tech, 2017
Daniel Osei
Product Designer
daniel.osei@email.com · (312) 555-0199 · danosei.design
Summary
Product designer focused on fintech onboarding. Ships measurable flows and partners closely with engineering.
Experience
Senior Product Designer2020–Now
Loop Financial
▪Redesigned onboarding, lifting activation 27% across 1.2M users.
▪Built and maintained a 60-component design system.
Product Designer2017–2020
Brightpay
▪Owned the mobile checkout used by 400k monthly buyers.
Skills
FigmaPrototypingDesign systemsResearchWebflow
Education
BFA, Interaction Design
RISD, 2016
Mei Tanaka
Backend Engineer
mei.tanaka@email.com · (206) 555-0173 · github.com/meitanaka
Summary
Backend engineer specializing in distributed systems and payment infrastructure at scale.
Experience
Staff Engineer2021–Now
Cascade Pay
▪Cut p99 latency 41% by resharding the ledger service.
▪Owned the idempotency layer handling $2B/yr in volume.
Backend Engineer2018–2021
Northstar
▪Migrated 30 services to Kubernetes with zero downtime.
Skills
GoPostgresKafkaKubernetesgRPC
Education
B.Sc, Computer Science
UW Seattle, 2017
Sofia Romero
Marketing Lead
sofia.romero@email.com · (646) 555-0120 · sofiaromero.co
Summary
Growth-minded marketing lead with a decade building brands from seed to scale across DTC and B2B.
Experience
Head of Growth2019–Now
Verdant Goods
▪Grew organic revenue 3.4x in two years on a flat budget.
▪Built the lifecycle program driving 38% of repeat orders.
Marketing Manager2015–2019
Halo Studio
▪Launched a podcast reaching 90k weekly listeners.
Skills
SEOLifecycleBrandAnalyticsPaid social
Education
BA, Communications
NYU, 2014
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